Yo Gabba Frodo
Friday, April 11th, 2008Why? Why, Frodo, why? For the love of God, man and country, why!?!?I will be forever scarred. Poor, poor Frodo.
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Squeak’s Squeals
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
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The Players
Squeak - Me, better known as "Mommy!" I'm a bitter, jaded, smartass of a single mom trying to raise happy, healthy, well- adjusted children while dealing with the aftermath of my 30th birthday. My mild-mannered alter ego is a professional web developer and graphic designer.
Home Life
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Og the Neanderthal - Formerly, my opposing gender cohabitant. He firmly believes he is the reincarnation of John Wayne and is seeking a partner who is the illegitimate love child of June Cleaver and Murphy Brown. I am not that woman.
Roo - My seven-year-old daughter. She loves to sing, but sounds like Bob Dylan... if he were deaf, drunk and singing falsetto. She was nicknamed "Motor Mouth" by a daycare full of preschoolers.
JellyBean/JB - My five- year-old daughter. She longs to be a ballerina princess in her adult life. She knows Grammy will give her anything her little heart desires. And she insists on being addressed as "Your Majesty" .
Doofhead - The father of my munchkins. In the words of Faith Hill, "When it comes to brains, he got the short end of the stick."
Work Life
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BD - Chief Executive Officer. Non-techie. Hyperactive. Has the charisma of a used car salesman.
BC - Chief Technical Officer. Obsessed with weekly task meetings. Wants desperately to be macho.
Bull - Resident computer technician. High on life. Enjoys crude humor and ebonics. Collects soda cans as a second source of income.
Batman - Fellow code monkey. Lurks in dark places. Knows teh haxx0rz. Has an aversion to bouffant hairstyles and public radio.
Walnuts - Sales God. Underpaid & overstressed. Works multiple jobs. Is the younger brother of BD & BC.
The Girl - Stool-perching poster child for perkiness. Office catch-all and snack food enthusiast. -
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