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		<link>http://squeak.igom.org/archives/143</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve heard right, folks, the great and powerful Squeak has a bad case of the blahs.  Two kids, the Neanderthal, a nightmare work schedule, the psychosis of an election year AND a new puppy, yet I&#8217;ve nothing to blog about&#8230; nothing that strikes me funny.  Any suggestions for getting me out of my rut?
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		<title>Sunday Confessional #4: Sweet Dreams</title>
		<link>http://squeak.igom.org/archives/140</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 13:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a dream&#8230; a bizarre, disturbing, gothic-circus-freak type dream&#8230; about the guys from work, my kids and my mom&#8230; and I NEED to share it.  Let me start by setting some real-world visuals for you&#8230;
Bull is our resident tech.  He is a very large man, standing roughly 6&#8242;4&#8243; and pushing 300 lbs.  He is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s an invasion!</title>
		<link>http://squeak.igom.org/archives/135</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
&#8220;AAAHHHHHHHHH!&#8221; came the cry of terror from the backyard.
The screendoor slammed.
&#8220;Mommy!  Mommy!  It&#8217;s gonna get me!&#8221;  JellyBean screamed while barreling through the house.
&#8220;What&#8217;s gonna get you?&#8221;
&#8220;The bug, Mommy.  It wants to eat me.  It was scary.&#8221;
&#8220;A bug?&#8221;
&#8220;Yeah.  It was big&#8230; no, HUGE.  And it was hairy and fuzzy and it had feathers.&#8221;
&#8220;Oh, my&#8230; hair AND [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Neanderthal</title>
		<link>http://squeak.igom.org/archives/131</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was at work this afternoon when the phone rang.  I answered it.  It was the Neanderthal.

&#8220;Hi, honey, how&#8217;s your day?&#8221;
&#8220;Um&#8230; alright.  Is everything okay?&#8221;
&#8220;I have some bad news.  You know that Steelers shirt you bought me?&#8221;
&#8220;Yeah.&#8221;
&#8220;It got ripped.&#8221;
&#8220;Ok.  We can get another shirt.  It&#8217;s not the end of the world.&#8221;
&#8220;&#8230;but I&#8217;m in town&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;Oh.  Did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How &#8217;bout a good ol&#8217; fashioned ass whoopin&#8217;?</title>
		<link>http://squeak.igom.org/archives/128</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I received an email from Roo&#8217;s second grade teacher.  She says Roo is &#8220;very disorganized, unprepared for class and frequently off task.&#8221;  While my initial response was &#8216;be grateful you don&#8217;t live with her,&#8217; I opted for a slightly more gentile approach to the actual reply.
So, we now send a notebook back and forth everyday [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Running in the House!</title>
		<link>http://squeak.igom.org/archives/123</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The kids and I were chasing each other around the first floor earlier this evening - running from one room to the next until someone wised up enough to go the opposite direction and cut the runner off as they lapped the area - when I was viciously attacked.
No, I was not attacked by my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday Confessional #3: The Vote</title>
		<link>http://squeak.igom.org/archives/116</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Generally speaking, I try to avoid discussing politics here at the ol&#8217; blog, but in my advancing age, I&#8217;ve become compelled to start forcing my opinions on others as well.  Please bear in mind, any flaming comments will be declared spam and my mad little Akismet baby will never let you post again.  Anyway&#8230; on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They call me &#8220;Fix-A-Flat&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://squeak.igom.org/archives/112</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been sick the last few days.  Yesterday, my temperature peaked at 103(F).  This morning, it was still at 102.  The bottom line: I feel poopy.
But life must go on and since I was not spewing forth nastiness from any of my orifices, I went about my daily routine as usual.

Feed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Boy Band at the End of the Universe</title>
		<link>http://squeak.igom.org/archives/101</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I stopped by WalMart&#8217;s handy-dandy Tire and Lube Express department this morning to have a headlight replaced (I&#8217;ve been a padiddle for the last two weeks&#8230;  And calling a three hour wait for a bulb change &#8220;Express&#8221; is blatant false advertising, but that&#8217;s a rant for another day).
Today&#8217;s rant involves musical talent - or the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Itch</title>
		<link>http://squeak.igom.org/archives/97</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 12:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever sat at home - wide awake at 6 o&#8217;clock on a Saturday morning - and felt the itch?  The fierce internal need to go out and do something childish and stupid?  It&#8217;s like an urge for a mini midlife crisis (or in my case, since I refuse to count myself among the [...]]]></description>
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